Wolverine Wonderer T-Shirts

Did you know that the "Dog Days of Summer" were almost called the "Wolverine Days of Summer"? Apparently, the dog lobby is very powerful, and they forced it through. You must want to cry when you think of all the royalties you've missed out on. !!!

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"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

"Thank god I bought my layers."

Snow Devil

Alien Snowmen

'She hasn't advanced to figure eights yet.'

Snowman with Happy Face Badge.

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

A Snowman using a Pooper-Scooper to pick up his Dog's ice cube Doo Doo

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

"OK-WHO THREW THAT..??

Gardening Calendar: January - The Snow will be deep now...get out into the garden...

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

'Looks like somebody needs to lay off of the authentic angel food cake!'

'Brrr - It is cold out, isn't it fella!?!'

'Screen saver. . . or did his computer freeze again?'

"Whose the new guy?"

"Since you're skiing down to the store, we could use a whole lot more steaks."

Ice Skater

'It's not for homework. It's for traction.'

'I bet this will confuse the Antarctic scientists!'

How to fight a vampire snowman

"Hey! I can see the Empire State Building!"

'Before we staqrt biting do you practice catch and release?'

"They tell me you're a man who has True Magritte."

"Tracks of black bear cub... Tracks of black bear mother... Tracks of Henry David Thoreau."

"Rockefeller Center."

"You know what they say. Cold hands, warm heart."

'God?' Earth receives its first transmission from space.

"Greta, look! The first dysfunctional family of winter!"