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Hanukkah tree

Frosty was now regretting having had his teeth whitened

"It's dislocated, alright."

'I would caution against making long term investments.'

Heating for an igloo.

'Hey buddy, what happened to your hair?'

"I really need to start wearing clothes this time of year."

'I'm going to need a Margin of Error or I can't publish your prediction of 6 more weeks of winter.'

'It's a mystery son! Every winter, they build these statues: They must have important cultural significance...'

Merle and Mildred knew that winter wasn't far behind when the flock of snowmen migrated into their area.

'I'm not having anything that's not organic in my body.'

'Don't know about you but I've invested in my future.'

'He's not melting. That's because he's made of mashed potatoes.'

'Have you considered having central heating installed?'

'Honey, I'm looking fat in white!' 'Trust me, dear. In a few months, the pounds will be melting away.'

Melting snow man

'When it does snow, it'll all probably come at once...'

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

The moles have adapted to the winter weather.

'It'll pass. When I was your age, I used to melt the bed, too.'

We're walking in the air... Which is physically impossible, isn't it! - The CP Snowman.

"I hope the sun comes out. I'm trying to get down to a size 6."

'It can't last.'

'I totally forgot what I was looking for.'

'I bet this will confuse the Antarctic scientists!'

"THE SECRET ELEPHANT ICE SKATING RINK"

'Boy it's a harsh winter this year...'

Accountant counting falling snowflakes.

Socially distanced sledding

"Well, if there's gonna be another six weeks of winter we might as well sit down and have a drink, right?"

Football

"Nigel, I thought the idea of us honeymooning in Aspen was we were going to learn to ski together."

"Is that snow? We never get snow around here...what do we do?"

'My flaming computer screen's frozen again!'

Turtle Sledge