Winter Wonder T-Shirts

"Wheeeeeeee!"

'Sorry, ma'am, we don't carry snow tires for that!'

'I'm calling you a cab.'

'Gesundheit.'

Courage Frosty. Courage.

Emergency Room: 'Quick! Get some ice on this injury.'

Snowman lifting weights

'Luckily for you, we're only taking on temporary staff right now.'

Snowman has twisted, wonky carrot nose: 'Apparently, it's organic.'

Melting snowman intravenous ice.

'I tell ya Frank, if we find one of these babies big enough, we could live forever!'

"And you say you've been erect for over 4 hours?"

'I'm a SNOOOW-Man,...doo-doot-doo-doo, doo-doot-doo-doo, I'm a SNOOOW-Man!...'

'How many times have I told you not to play in this weather? I'm getting tired of thawing you out.'

'I told you it was cold today.'

A man discovers his son has cut off the antlers on his deer trophy to use as arms for his snowman.

It's called a wetsuit...Keeps you warm, even in icy-cold water...You should try one...

'My goodness, what's taking George so long, he's been in the restroom for a half hour!'

The First Frozen Embryos.

North woman sells frozen vegetables.

"That's the worst head cold I've ever seen!"

'It has a zip-out lining in case of a mild winter.'

'No, we don't need his DNA to clone him, just some fresh snow.'

'I'm sure I'll be able to blame something on this, later in life.'

Snowman in hospital bed with snow globe I.V.

Ice-Cube-IV

"Our smart car has just informed us that there's a home with a large, heated garage up for sale."

"Why, Mr. Spears, how cute you look!"

"Cool! Now catch it on your tongue!"

"All we need now is a really strong squirrel to give us a push."

"Hello, Number 6!"

Giant Snowflake.

Peace, Love, Care.

"I can't tell if umbrellas in the snow are annoying or not."

"For the last time, stand up straight and wipe your carrot."