Winter Wonder Prints

"Wheeeeeeee!"

'Sorry, ma'am, we don't carry snow tires for that!'

'I'm calling you a cab.'

'Gesundheit.'

Courage Frosty. Courage.

Emergency Room: 'Quick! Get some ice on this injury.'

"...think positive...think positive...think positive..."

'Luckily for you, we're only taking on temporary staff right now.'

Snowman lifting weights

Melting snowman intravenous ice.

Snowman has twisted, wonky carrot nose: 'Apparently, it's organic.'

'I tell ya Frank, if we find one of these babies big enough, we could live forever!'

"And you say you've been erect for over 4 hours?"

'I told you it was cold today.'

A man discovers his son has cut off the antlers on his deer trophy to use as arms for his snowman.

'How many times have I told you not to play in this weather? I'm getting tired of thawing you out.'

"The groundhog saw your shadow, idiot. This'll probably bring on the Ice Age."

'I'm a SNOOOW-Man,...doo-doot-doo-doo, doo-doot-doo-doo, I'm a SNOOOW-Man!...'

'I'm sure I'll be able to blame something on this, later in life.'

Snowman in hospital bed with snow globe I.V.

It's called a wetsuit...Keeps you warm, even in icy-cold water...You should try one...

'My goodness, what's taking George so long, he's been in the restroom for a half hour!'

'It has a zip-out lining in case of a mild winter.'

'No, we don't need his DNA to clone him, just some fresh snow.'

North woman sells frozen vegetables.

The First Frozen Embryos.

"Our smart car has just informed us that there's a home with a large, heated garage up for sale."

"That's the worst head cold I've ever seen!"

Ice-Cube-IV

Frosty Speaks Out

Aliens leaving spacecraft.

'If this is the start of a new Ice Age, we are in big trouble.'

"I didn't go on a diet to wear this!"

The Abominable Snowball.

"There. Now he isn't naked."