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"I wonder if there's life as we know it on other planets."

"I've absorbed all matter within my gravitational pull. I should be happy..."

'God?' Earth receives its first transmission from space.

"As we zoom out, out, out, we begin to see our amazing universe in all its dangerous glory."

'But what is the universe for?'

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

'I wish I was creative'

"Something goes around something, but that's as far as I've got."

He doesn't howl at the moon. He prefers to howl into the void.

It is said there is a black hole in the middle of the galaxy. But heaven knows what it looks like!

"Hey! I can see the Empire State Building!"

"Oh yoo hoo, NASA, guess who found another rock! NASA? Baby, you there?"

"Dad, tell us a scary meteorite story."

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"A study finds that there are billions of earth-like planets in our galaxy."

"Disney will flip!"

"Space wants to kill you."

Life in the fastest lane.

"If all else fails, it makes a great frothy latte."

There are planets where lifeforms are almost human...

"How may I be of service?"

"I don’t know why we bother traveling—they just missed the entire Milky Way."

Water divining Mars

"How can you claim to offer directions if you don't know the best way to Epsilon Delta VII?"

'I'm NOT sweating -- those are OCEANS!'

Astronomers studying the 26 moons of Uranus...

"Let's go into a black hole you said, it'll be fun you said...."

'NASA is never going to believe this!'

"Just our luck. We finalyy conquer space travel only to be consumed by a wormhole."