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"I wonder if there's life as we know it on other planets."

"I've absorbed all matter within my gravitational pull. I should be happy..."

'God?' Earth receives its first transmission from space.

"As we zoom out, out, out, we begin to see our amazing universe in all its dangerous glory."

'But what is the universe for?'

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

"Something goes around something, but that's as far as I've got."

It is said there is a black hole in the middle of the galaxy. But heaven knows what it looks like!

'I wish I was creative'

"Hey! I can see the Empire State Building!"

"Dad, tell us a scary meteorite story."

"Disney will flip!"

Book Thief in True Crime Department

"A study finds that there are billions of earth-like planets in our galaxy."

Life in the fastest lane.

"If all else fails, it makes a great frothy latte."

"Just our luck. We finalyy conquer space travel only to be consumed by a wormhole."

'I'm NOT sweating -- those are OCEANS!'

'NASA is never going to believe this!'

Water divining Mars

"Let's go into a black hole you said, it'll be fun you said...."

Desert Planet

"I don’t know why we bother traveling—they just missed the entire Milky Way."

"How can you claim to offer directions if you don't know the best way to Epsilon Delta VII?"

There are planets where lifeforms are almost human...

"On a nice sunny day like today, you'd think some of the dark matter would be visible."

You are everywhere.

'Do you ever wish the Big Bang would have been just a little bigger?'