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Supernova Man

"You go on in, I’m just going to catch up with the moon for a few minutes."

'But what is the universe for?'

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

Every so often, Madeline gets carried away.

The Big Tipper

"Something goes around something, but that's as far as I've got."

'I wish I was creative'

'God?' Earth receives its first transmission from space.

"Hurray! I discovered a new planet!"

"Dad, tell us a scary meteorite story."

Newton's cradle

'It's only a few minutes before supper, but let's try. One, two, three...'

"Occupied" - Man urinating in space

"I don’t know why we bother traveling—they just missed the entire Milky Way."

'The last thing I said to him was: 'whatever you do, don't look at the sun through this thing'.'

'Do you ever wish the Big Bang would have been just a little bigger?'

Efforts Results In Seeing Stars

God's studio assistants

Johannes Kepler

"All I get is a bird's eye view."

'Look, it's the constellation 'Skipper the frisbee catching dog'!'

'Stop staring at my wife.'

'We're going to look at the solar eclipse.'

"29 degrees in Scorpio? What's that in Fahrenheit?"

Alpha Centauri

'So, Pluto, you prefer the term 'little planet' to 'dwarf planet.' Is that correct?'

Astronaut with his Space Dog.

'The only part of the universe which isn't expanding is the budget for this place.'

'I've always found the stars disappointingly small.'

The Planet Ewe-ranus.

Oberserving asteroids.