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Supernova Man

"You go on in, I’m just going to catch up with the moon for a few minutes."

'But what is the universe for?'

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

Every so often, Madeline gets carried away.

The Big Tipper

"Something goes around something, but that's as far as I've got."

'I wish I was creative'

'God?' Earth receives its first transmission from space.

"Hurray! I discovered a new planet!"

Sir Patrick Moore.

"Dad, tell us a scary meteorite story."

Newton's cradle

"I don’t know why we bother traveling—they just missed the entire Milky Way."

'Just as I suspected. The wormhole is located behind the Dog Star.'

"Occupied" - Man urinating in space

'It's only a few minutes before supper, but let's try. One, two, three...'

'The last thing I said to him was: 'whatever you do, don't look at the sun through this thing'.'

'Do you ever wish the Big Bang would have been just a little bigger?'

Johannes Kepler

Efforts Results In Seeing Stars

Buffering

"All I get is a bird's eye view."

God's studio assistants

'Look, it's the constellation 'Skipper the frisbee catching dog'!'

'Stop staring at my wife.'

'We're going to look at the solar eclipse.'

"29 degrees in Scorpio? What's that in Fahrenheit?"

Alpha Centauri

'So, Pluto, you prefer the term 'little planet' to 'dwarf planet.' Is that correct?'

Astronaut with his Space Dog.

'The only part of the universe which isn't expanding is the budget for this place.'

'I've always found the stars disappointingly small.'

"It is NOT an alien invasion. A moth landed on the lens."

Oberserving asteroids.