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In Agatha Christie's bathroom.

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

"Elementary, my dear Watson- the cartoonist did it."

It was my story. A murder mystery. A who-done-it-and-got-away-with-it-until-he-wrote-about-it.

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

'Who was the murderer? Well Watson, that's the killer question.'

'And I love the part when he finds out that it was his brother all along!'

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Marriage a la Mode - Death of the Earl.

'I believe the murderer is in this very room.'

"This planet doesn't stand a chance."

"For God's sake, just split the last donut!"

Mystery of the Poets

Mystery Writing 101 - Mailbox: The butler did it, the gardener, the chauffeur.

'By the looks of these skid marks, Humpty didn't fall- he was pushed!'

Book Thief in True Crime Department

'Every TV show seems to have a lucrative phone-in competition these days.'

"All the salmon has disappeared yet every door to the house was locked. Oh, it's a mystery all right."

Bribery and Corruption.

"By Ned, you're right, inspector—the body has been moved."

Nancy Drew Mysteries - The Later Years

"Sherlock Combs there said he believes it's an inside job."

A spy peering round the corner.

The Mousetrap, by Agatha Christie

'Doesn't ring any bells...'

P*ssed-atchios...

'I hate to see you work during your lunch hour, so do me a favor and close your door.'

'It seems to be pretty easy, chief. The victim was a fishmonger and we've got a motive, a culprit and a murder weapon.'

'No enemies, Miss, could you give men a list of his friends?'

"The butler did it!"

Mixed Nuts

'Sometimes I like to dunk mine in a nice hot cup of coffee.'