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In Agatha Christie's bathroom.

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

"Elementary, my dear Watson- the cartoonist did it."

It was my story. A murder mystery. A who-done-it-and-got-away-with-it-until-he-wrote-about-it.

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

'Who was the murderer? Well Watson, that's the killer question.'

'And I love the part when he finds out that it was his brother all along!'

Marriage a la Mode - Death of the Earl.

Alarmistclock

"Maybe our beloved founder is trying to tell us something."

"This planet doesn't stand a chance."

"For God's sake, just split the last donut!"

Mystery of the Poets

'I believe the murderer is in this very room.'

'By the looks of these skid marks, Humpty didn't fall- he was pushed!'

"By Ned, you're right, inspector—the body has been moved."

'Every TV show seems to have a lucrative phone-in competition these days.'

"All the salmon has disappeared yet every door to the house was locked. Oh, it's a mystery all right."

Book Thief in True Crime Department

Bribery and Corruption.

Mystery Writing 101 - Mailbox: The butler did it, the gardener, the chauffeur.

Nancy Drew Mysteries - The Later Years

"Sherlock Combs there said he believes it's an inside job."

A spy peering round the corner.

The Mousetrap, by Agatha Christie

'Doesn't ring any bells...'

'First Lady Lettuce goes missing...'

"Whoever did this was chillingly methodical about it."

'I hate to see you work during your lunch hour, so do me a favor and close your door.'

"There's something very wrong with this picture, detective."

'No enemies, Miss, could you give men a list of his friends?'

'It seems to be pretty easy, chief. The victim was a fishmonger and we've got a motive, a culprit and a murder weapon.'

"The butler did it!"

'Sometimes I like to dunk mine in a nice hot cup of coffee.'

P*ssed-atchios...