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'And I love the part when he finds out that it was his brother all along!'

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

"Elementary, my dear Watson- the cartoonist did it."

"Until we get a bigger chart, we're estimating it's now about up to here."

It was my story. A murder mystery. A who-done-it-and-got-away-with-it-until-he-wrote-about-it.

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

'Who was the murderer? Well Watson, that's the killer question.'

Marriage a la Mode - Death of the Earl.

"Maybe our beloved founder is trying to tell us something."

'I believe the murderer is in this very room.'

"This planet doesn't stand a chance."

"For God's sake, just split the last donut!"

Mystery of the Poets

Book Thief in True Crime Department

'Every TV show seems to have a lucrative phone-in competition these days.'

"By Ned, you're right, inspector—the body has been moved."

Bribery and Corruption.

"All the salmon has disappeared yet every door to the house was locked. Oh, it's a mystery all right."

Mystery Writing 101 - Mailbox: The butler did it, the gardener, the chauffeur.

'By the looks of these skid marks, Humpty didn't fall- he was pushed!'

Nancy Drew Mysteries - The Later Years

Colin didn't really need a pocket-calculator...he already knew how many pockets he had!

A spy peering round the corner.

The Mousetrap, by Agatha Christie

"Sherlock Combs there said he believes it's an inside job."

'Doesn't ring any bells...'

"Whoever did this was chillingly methodical about it."

"The butler did it!"

"There's something very wrong with this picture, detective."

'No enemies, Miss, could you give men a list of his friends?'

'It seems to be pretty easy, chief. The victim was a fishmonger and we've got a motive, a culprit and a murder weapon.'

"It's a puzzling case, Watson. For all I know, the culprit could be staring me right in the face."

'Sometimes I like to dunk mine in a nice hot cup of coffee.'

'First Lady Lettuce goes missing...'

Mutant Mootunes - Incased in Ice Miss Marple