Whodunnits Pillows

'And I love the part when he finds out that it was his brother all along!'

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

"Elementary, my dear Watson- the cartoonist did it."

"Until we get a bigger chart, we're estimating it's now about up to here."

It was my story. A murder mystery. A who-done-it-and-got-away-with-it-until-he-wrote-about-it.

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

'Who was the murderer? Well Watson, that's the killer question.'

Marriage a la Mode - Death of the Earl.

Mystery of the Poets

'I believe the murderer is in this very room.'

"For God's sake, just split the last donut!"

"This planet doesn't stand a chance."

Bribery and Corruption.

'By the looks of these skid marks, Humpty didn't fall- he was pushed!'

'Every TV show seems to have a lucrative phone-in competition these days.'

Mystery Writing 101 - Mailbox: The butler did it, the gardener, the chauffeur.

"By Ned, you're right, inspector—the body has been moved."

Book Thief in True Crime Department

"All the salmon has disappeared yet every door to the house was locked. Oh, it's a mystery all right."

Nancy Drew Mysteries - The Later Years

Colin didn't really need a pocket-calculator...he already knew how many pockets he had!

A spy peering round the corner.

The Mousetrap, by Agatha Christie

"Sherlock Combs there said he believes it's an inside job."

'Doesn't ring any bells...'

'It seems to be pretty easy, chief. The victim was a fishmonger and we've got a motive, a culprit and a murder weapon.'

'No enemies, Miss, could you give men a list of his friends?'

"The butler did it!"

'First Lady Lettuce goes missing...'

'Sometimes I like to dunk mine in a nice hot cup of coffee.'

Mutant Mootunes - Incased in Ice Miss Marple

"I'm sorry, Inspector Lestrade, but for reasons which I confess are sentimental, I feel I must, just this once, decline my services to Scotland Yard."