Whodunnit Fanatic Pillows

"Fred's been murdered..!!!

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

The Fourth Little Pig

The tooth fairy.

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

"All I can say is thank goodness for teleconferencing."

Dragon Hair-dryer.

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

"Elementary, my dear Watson- the cartoonist did it."

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

Lady of the bath...

More Reasons To Beware Of Dog

Boy and Bear and Monster

Newt sale

Warrior Woman

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

"One side is for depression, the other is for anxiety, and if you're still confused make an appointment with the cat."

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

Jack Finds The Giant Grilling At His Giant Grill

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

It was my story. A murder mystery. A who-done-it-and-got-away-with-it-until-he-wrote-about-it.

"You had the power to leave all along - just click your heels three times, grab your coat, and sneak out without saying goodbye."

Nobody mourned Sir Dad-Joke.

Catasaurus

"Cthulhus, sir. Thousands of 'em."

"This will be a tricky operation."

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

A knight sent to kill a dragon armed with a fly swatter

'Who was the murderer? Well Watson, that's the killer question.'

Dragon and Dragoff

Witch's Brew.

Surreal ale