Whodunit Aficionado Pillows

It was my story. A murder mystery. A who-done-it-and-got-away-with-it-until-he-wrote-about-it.

Mutant Mootunes - Incased in Ice Miss Marple

"I think it was done with mirrors."

'I believe the murderer is in this very room.'

"The butler did it...the butley did it...I'm sick and tired of your stereotypical accusations!"

'See this?! Looks like Murphy is in the clear.'

'Where were you the opening night of murder mystery dinner theater?'

"Hmmm...Looks like somebody had a grudge against him. Did he have any enemies?"

"Don't look now boss, but it appears we've picked up a tail."

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

"Elementary, my dear Watson- the cartoonist did it."

"Er – if you young people don't mind, I have a few things to do now. Perhaps you have a hotel or somewhere to go?"

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

'Who was the murderer? Well Watson, that's the killer question.'

'And I love the part when he finds out that it was his brother all along!'

Marriage a la Mode - Death of the Earl.

"OK, we may not have ways of making you talk, but we do have ways of making your leg twitch uncontrollably."

"In closing, I would like to remind the jury that he says he didn't do it."

Mystery of the Poets

ESP pizza: You'll get it before you order it or it's free!

"By Ned, you're right, inspector—the body has been moved."

"All the salmon has disappeared yet every door to the house was locked. Oh, it's a mystery all right."

I see he's still "working" from home.

'Every TV show seems to have a lucrative phone-in competition these days.'

Mystery Writing 101 - Mailbox: The butler did it, the gardener, the chauffeur.

Bribery and Corruption.

'By the looks of these skid marks, Humpty didn't fall- he was pushed!'

Nancy Drew Mysteries - The Later Years

A spy peering round the corner.

The Mousetrap, by Agatha Christie

"What do you suppose Ken Burns will have to say about all this in 30 years?"

"I hate to sound like a sergeant, Ralph, but it's ten minutes to six."

"Sherlock Combs there said he believes it's an inside job."

'I'm a simple man really beneath the code words and the black ops and the multitude of fake passports.'

'Doesn't ring any bells...'