Whodunit Addict Pillows

"I'm sure I've seen you on the telly-now what was it? Crimewatch, Police 5, The Bill..."

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

"Elementary, my dear Watson- the cartoonist did it."

'This has all the makings of a fable. But first lets take lots of tests.'

It was my story. A murder mystery. A who-done-it-and-got-away-with-it-until-he-wrote-about-it.

'Who was the murderer? Well Watson, that's the killer question.'

Marriage a la Mode - Death of the Earl.

'I believe the murderer is in this very room.'

Mystery of the Poets

The Invention of the Wheel

Haven't Rented a Game in 2 Weeks.

"By Ned, you're right, inspector—the body has been moved."

"All the salmon has disappeared yet every door to the house was locked. Oh, it's a mystery all right."

'... And that's where I'm seeking planning permission to build a secret uranium enrichment plant...'

Mystery Writing 101 - Mailbox: The butler did it, the gardener, the chauffeur.

Book market

'By the looks of these skid marks, Humpty didn't fall- he was pushed!'

Sports Memorabilia: Help wanted-losers need not apply.

Bribery and Corruption.

Nancy Drew Mysteries - The Later Years

"Sherlock Combs there said he believes it's an inside job."

"He didn't slip on even one of those peels..."

A spy peering round the corner.

The Mousetrap, by Agatha Christie

"Joyce Carol Oates seems to have no trouble coming out with book after book."

'It seems to be pretty easy, chief. The victim was a fishmonger and we've got a motive, a culprit and a murder weapon.'

'No enemies, Miss, could you give men a list of his friends?'

"Do you ever get to the point where you think if you read another book you'll burst, but you do anyway, and you don't burst?"

Mutant Mootunes - Incased in Ice Miss Marple

Late one night at the SETI project. 'Don't make us come over there!'