Classic Whodunit Fan Pillows

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

"Elementary, my dear Watson- the cartoonist did it."

It was my story. A murder mystery. A who-done-it-and-got-away-with-it-until-he-wrote-about-it.

'Who was the murderer? Well Watson, that's the killer question.'

Marriage a la Mode - Death of the Earl.

Mystery of the Poets

'I believe the murderer is in this very room.'

"Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're our only hope."

Mystery Writing 101 - Mailbox: The butler did it, the gardener, the chauffeur.

"All the salmon has disappeared yet every door to the house was locked. Oh, it's a mystery all right."

"By Ned, you're right, inspector—the body has been moved."

'Funny in my day they all looked like WInston Churchill.'

'By the looks of these skid marks, Humpty didn't fall- he was pushed!'

"Best idea I ever had, those murals."

"It's your final warning...Quit playing the 'Beverly Hillbillies' theme song"

Bribery and Corruption.

"Yes, we still love print, don't we?"

Nancy Drew Mysteries - The Later Years

'I've seen nothing I've liked since Victor Meldrew!'

Dead Men Tell No Tales.

A spy peering round the corner.

"Henry took a shower yesterday right next to Winthrop Rockefeller."

"Sherlock Combs there said he believes it's an inside job."

The Mousetrap, by Agatha Christie

'I'll be glad when you get you replacement glasses.'

'It seems to be pretty easy, chief. The victim was a fishmonger and we've got a motive, a culprit and a murder weapon.'

"I Can't Dance... The Doctor Accidentally Gave Me Two Left Feet!"

'No enemies, Miss, could you give men a list of his friends?'

'I'm sorry sir, we have 'diet cola' and 'diet lemonade', but not 'diet blood'.'

A revised statuary for the city of tomorrow

"Where's Waldo and his little-know cousin what's Wanda."