Video Game Wizard Gifts

'Go to bed? -- but I'm the webmaster!'

'I don't understand parents. They yell at us to be quiet and when we are, they think we're up to no good.'

Can I go to the Computer Tennis Camp?

You're really not interested in new gadgets? Something's changed. It doesn't bother you if I insult your iPhone or your Xbox or your Wii? They're just toys. What about my needs?! Too much TV is making you edgy.

Rudy, I've always been a standing up citizen. Upstanding. What's with the suit? And I always pay my hot chocolate bills on time. And I brought him. Huh? I need to borrow $600 to buy a new Playstation. I brought him for lateral. You mean collateral. You can keep him 'til 2022 when I pay you back. Waaaa! Game consoles have gotten exorbitant.

"He's got steady hands and was the top recruit from Funzone."

You can't sit around all day, it's bad for you. Let's go and throw around a Frisbee.

'Pause your games, kids! There's a high fly ball deep to center field!'

Herd Nerds.

'I was working on little Billy's ant-farm, but lately, he's been more interested in computer games...'

"What I should have done during vacation besides watching video games. . ."

"Sorry, my report is blank. I just stayed home, watched tv and played video games during vacation."

"You're going to hate yourself."

" 'Grrr' is not a word."

"What's a nine-letter word for biotechnology?"

'Upgrades? Yes, we've programmed it to excrete a few drops of water if it should lose a chess match. You know - tears.'

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

'You can't come in here with that.'

George Martin

"I don't believe in egrets."

"Just play the hit single, then you can do the experimental track."

Suddenly Paul realised that HE had been the odd one out all along.

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

'When I registered for this class, in computer programming, nobody told me that it's all about converting caffeine into computer code.'

'Here comes the 64-bit local bus.'

'Look honey! I can touch my knees!'

Tech support...can I help you!

"Making us more mobile friendly didn't mean letting the general public use our car park, Smithers."

"Waiter! - May I have a doggie bag please. . ?"

'I think I set the security level, on my anti virus software, too high. Whenever I access anything it is automatically deleted.'

"He ate all the Scrabble tiles. Now he keeps leaving little messages around the house."

CONGRATULATIONS On an awesome swim

'Boat Launch'

'The chechako sparged rhamnose into his yerba.'

'My app just ate your widget.'