Online Gaming Wizards Gifts

When the breeder sold Steve ‘a great game dog,' he didn't mention that the dog's great game was on-line poker.

"Baldo, you're a very good artist! You should put your talent to use."

'I have a feeling we are not in Kansas anymore.'

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

"Sorry, my report is blank. I just stayed home, watched tv and played video games during vacation."

'31 years in graphic design eh, so I shouldn't be surprised you've retouched your photo on your CV.'

Computer operator welding machine.

Can I go to the Computer Tennis Camp?

'Frank has won 20 hands in a row. I'm beginning to think that's not him, but rather a robot with a poker computer installed.'

"Before we decide that SEO is dead, can someone tell me what SEO is?"

"Oh well, I'm off the see the orthopedist."

'Pause your games, kids! There's a high fly ball deep to center field!'

"What I should have done during vacation besides watching video games. . ."

"Right! It's a heart op, neurosurgery and counselling. And I'll have the Wiz"

Bring it on, Scrabble nerd! Want to tell him directly? What do you mean? There's a chat function so you can taunt other online Scrabble players. Just type in your insult and hit send. Have I died and gone to heaven? The internet. And I suspect it' met its match.

Scarecrow chasing Igor with a brain

'Why don't we try a renegotiated buyout offer before we go with the Plague of Rabid Bats thing.'

"It's baaaack!"

Come to bed, Snookums. In a minute. Are you still playing Scrabble? And flaming my opponents. I just crushed an eight-year-old by 100 points and then told him his parents don't love him because he's illiterate! How nice you've found a hobby. I feel so nurtured.

"It's got my current Wordle winning streak on it."

We have your internet connection.

"The magic's still there, but the sex is terrible."

"If only you could do this in real life..."

"The tests came back positive. You're H2O intolerant."

Hairy Potter and friend..

'Oh Great Oz, know of any openings in the marketing field?'

'You were Tolkien in your sleep again...'

Net Bubbie

'No way can I guard this guy! He's playing like he's possessed!'

"I see the Wizard gave you a brain. That may make you over qualified to work here."

The limits of power

"And then one day I realized I'm just gonna have to settle for liquid courage."

'I must warn you: I'm a level 85 Death Knight!'

"He's got steady hands and was the top recruit from Funzone."

"I'd like something home reared, then meat for the lion, well done, no blood understand? The scarecrow has a seed intolerance and that guy over will eat anything out of a tin."