Online Retail Wizards Gifts

"We usually shop in the comfort of our own home but the bloody computer crashed."

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

"Amazon's new A.I. just 'gets' me."

Amazon Drones Delivering Babies

'Bread, milk, cereal, sugar, sausage, potatoes, beans, biscuits. Click! So easy, but I do miss the sexy till lady.'

Gerald Ratner's return

Your Entire Life Delivered To Your Door!

'We're e-bankrupt.'

'Let me through - I've a bargain for a nose!'

'Man, I've bought heaps on my credit card this month...It always amazes me...How many things I'd rather have than money.'

'It's amazing! I'm a magician! I can make a weekly wage disappear in four hours!'

Black Friday - the day the retailer is crucified

Starbucks doubles its sales by devising a way to sell coffee over the Internet,

"Before we decide that SEO is dead, can someone tell me what SEO is?"

"I can now fetch anything you want - on Etsy."

"What's the cheapest thing we can order and still get a box?"

"I'm sorry, your grapefruit subscription ran out and I forgot to renew it."

You Shouldn't Have

The Evolution Of Man - Hunt and Gather/Point and Click

"I told you it was a bad idea to buy a car online!"

"It's a pitch spork. I bought it online."

Online Trading

"Arrr! I'm a product piracy victim! Someone sold me a faked parrot!"

We have an all volunteer workforce, and we're still losing money!

An Amazon drone crashes into Santa's sleigh

"It's just not the same."

"I now only take orders online. Shipping is free, especially since you're my neighbor."

"My Doordash driver is at the front gate."

'I don't know Joe, maybe we;re using the wrong kind of glass?'

'It's a gadget for buying gadgets over the net.'

'I bought him off the Internet. Don't be alarmed if there's a small charge on your credit card.'

It's been a pleasure taking you to the cleaners.

"I am exercising. I'm doing some online walking around an online mall."

"They looked smaller on the website."

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