Online Retailer Gifts

The Evolution Of Man - Hunt and Gather/Point and Click

The cat had figured out how to work Ebay.

e-procurement

"We can't compete with that crap. They've got the crappiest crap on the internet."

"That salesman was right. This company does ship orders fast!"

"I told you it was a bad idea to buy a car online!"

'The soul has gone. I've got some novelty fridge magnets if you want them'

Out of e-business

"I can now fetch anything you want - on Etsy."

"He's just realised that the stuff he bought on Ebay was the stuff he SOLD on Ebay!"

'We're e-bankrupt.'

Black Friday - the day the retailer is crucified

Online auction.

"Arrr! I'm a product piracy victim! Someone sold me a faked parrot!"

"The losers are bound to complain about the money we've made because of Covid."

An Amazon drone crashes into Santa's sleigh

"I now only take orders online. Shipping is free, especially since you're my neighbor."

'Part of the fun of ordering over the internet is getting to see that cute overnight delivery man.'

'We're e-bankrupt.'

"Marge, I think you ordered from the wrong Amazon!"

'John I'm just taking the cart to do some internet shopping.'

Gerald Ratner's return

Internet, Interflora

Internet sales tax

"It's just not the same."

Convention Center Scheduling Dept. Lots of professional organizations are having conventions and the architect group keeps on changing their meeting schedule. Architects are constantly revising their plans. We discounted parking for the podiatrists and now they want a discount on everything! Give an inch and they'll want a foot! The online retailers asked about coming back again next year. Ah, they want to know about our return policy. And the plumbers requested a small meeting room, but

Reasons for Return...

'Come on, you can help me to choose some lovely wallpaper.'

The Official Covid-19 Diet

Amazon Drones Delivering Babies

"Amazon's new A.I. just 'gets' me."

'I found him on the internet.'

'Bread, milk, cereal, sugar, sausage, potatoes, beans, biscuits. Click! So easy, but I do miss the sexy till lady.'

"I learned how to shop online, mommy. If you see a series of tractor trailers arrive, it's just the rest of the stuff I ordered."

"Well - I've either bought a pack of table napkins, or adopted a Siberian tiger cub..."