Online Retail Gifts

"Are you in a relationship?"

"The town's last local store has closed thanks to online shopping. It's for sale on ebay."

"Amazon's new A.I. just 'gets' me."

'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'.

Olivia just hacked into the boy scouts' site and sold them 30,000 boxes of cookies.

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

'Come on, you can help me to choose some lovely wallpaper.'

The Official Covid-19 Diet

Internet.

Amazon Drones Delivering Babies

'I found him on the internet.'

'Bread, milk, cereal, sugar, sausage, potatoes, beans, biscuits. Click! So easy, but I do miss the sexy till lady.'

"I learned how to shop online, mommy. If you see a series of tractor trailers arrive, it's just the rest of the stuff I ordered."

"I hope you're not going to let this I.P.O. affect your grades."

"Do you remember ordering 1,345 cans of tuna?"

"Well - I've either bought a pack of table napkins, or adopted a Siberian tiger cub..."

'You'll be getting $5,000 worth of doggy treats this week. If your owner sees the charge on his credit card, you don't know me.'

Online Shopping.

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

North Pole twinned with Amazon

Gerald Ratner's return

Your Entire Life Delivered To Your Door!

"Let's go back to our cabana, get into bed and shop online."

Twas the week before Christmas and all thru the house

'It's amazing what you can get on e-Bay these days.'

Gracious, child...bubbling cauldrons of potions are old hat. I get mine over the internet, delivered frozen and ready for the microwave!

"We just got our online schooling exam results..."

'I love to see you all so busy!'

"Didn't I warn you about buying medication from the internet?!"

Terms and conditions

'We're e-bankrupt.'

'Did you auction off our house on eBay?'

'You've got to give Tom credit. When he's searching for parts for his car online, nothing bothers him...and I mean nothing!'

I e-bay t-shirt.

'The little piggy went to market, this little piggy stayed home and shopped online...'