Online Shopping Gifts

"You realize that if you eat that, you'll get marketing emails for the rest of your life."

Santa accepts cookies on a website.

'I love our nights in together, just you, me and our 756 friends.'

'Emily, have you been shopping online during class?'

'I like the dress but let me do a little comparison shopping, on the internet, first.'

"Thanks for spending me hours showing me all the brochures...now I think I'll go and buy my tour on the internet."

The cat had figured out how to work Ebay.

"Your order is confirmed and your credit card has been charged. You have purchased one small liberal-arts college in New England. Thank you for your order."

'Apparently, someone went on my computer and ordered fifty cases of doggy num nums...would you happen to know anything about that?'

"You're right - the shipping isn't free. They've folded the expense in the cost of the item."

'Try them on HERE before you buy online.'

"Dave! I think the dogs got hold of your E-bay password again!"

'God bless mommy, daddy, spot, and that sports car I bought off the Internet with daddy's credit card.'

'Emily, have you been shopping online during class?'

'Excuse the interruption, but is now the right time for the surgeon to be looking to buy an automobile online?'

The take-out drone

"It's a new service from Amazon. It sends you something every day and if you don't like it you just send it back."

Wife doing Internet banking & Online shopping, saying 'Darling, I'm just collecting my pension. Is there anything we need from the shops?'

'Enough EBAY already!'

Santa's workshop

I should probably stop ordering so many gifts for myself

"If this one guy had ordered online like everyone else in the world, we could have had the night off!"

Drugs via the internet.

'I think it's time to stop shopping when the computer asks you if you need another shopping cart.'

Online shopping - Using shopping cart mouse.

"Banking, booking flights, shopping - there's no limit to what he can't do on the internet."

"We usually shop in the comfort of our own home but the bloody computer crashed."

'I might see if they're any cheaper online.'

"It says the cost of the flight went up because we acknowledged its existence."

'I don't know. I heard you have to be careful getting stuff online.'

e-procurement

Paint By Number

Discreet Shipping

"We just got our online schooling exam results..."

Jeff's new computer came with the wrong kind of ram.