Online Shopping Gifts

Starbucks doubles its sales by devising a way to sell coffee over the Internet,

"You realize that if you eat that, you'll get marketing emails for the rest of your life."

Santa accepts cookies on a website.

'I love our nights in together, just you, me and our 756 friends.'

'Emily, have you been shopping online during class?'

'I like the dress but let me do a little comparison shopping, on the internet, first.'

"Thanks for spending me hours showing me all the brochures...now I think I'll go and buy my tour on the internet."

The cat had figured out how to work Ebay.

Holy Grail chalice on display. Knight says: 'I got it on eBay.'

"Your order is confirmed and your credit card has been charged. You have purchased one small liberal-arts college in New England. Thank you for your order."

'Apparently, someone went on my computer and ordered fifty cases of doggy num nums...would you happen to know anything about that?'

"You're right - the shipping isn't free. They've folded the expense in the cost of the item."

Police and victim standing in empty room - 'Looks like your wife has discovered selling on ebay'.

'Try them on HERE before you buy online.'

"Dave! I think the dogs got hold of your E-bay password again!"

'Emily, have you been shopping online during class?'

'God bless mommy, daddy, spot, and that sports car I bought off the Internet with daddy's credit card.'

'Excuse the interruption, but is now the right time for the surgeon to be looking to buy an automobile online?'

Choose your method of self care...

Oy-Bay (Jewish Ebay)

The take-out drone

"You're looking for the Holy Grail? Have you tried Ebay?"

Wife doing Internet banking & Online shopping, saying 'Darling, I'm just collecting my pension. Is there anything we need from the shops?'

Santa's workshop

"We're not invading the planet. We bought it on eBay."

I should probably stop ordering so many gifts for myself

Drugs via the internet.

Man bids at Internet auction site

'I have no idea what it is, but 2357 customers bought this on Amazon.'

'Enough EBAY already!'

"If this one guy had ordered online like everyone else in the world, we could have had the night off!"

"It's a new service from Amazon. It sends you something every day and if you don't like it you just send it back."

Online shopping - Using shopping cart mouse.

'I think it's time to stop shopping when the computer asks you if you need another shopping cart.'

'Oh my gosh!!! What are you doing giving out our credit card information online?!!!'