Online Shopping Wit Gifts

"You're still using a loo? I do all my crap online."

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

'Come on, you can help me to choose some lovely wallpaper.'

"That's odd. I visited an antibacterial soap website, and my computer got a virus."

"Amazon's new A.I. just 'gets' me."

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"Customers who bought 'The Three Little Pigs' also bought...."

'I found him on the internet.'

"I learned how to shop online, mommy. If you see a series of tractor trailers arrive, it's just the rest of the stuff I ordered."

"Do you remember ordering 1,345 cans of tuna?"

'Bread, milk, cereal, sugar, sausage, potatoes, beans, biscuits. Click! So easy, but I do miss the sexy till lady.'

"Well - I've either bought a pack of table napkins, or adopted a Siberian tiger cub..."

'You'll be getting $5,000 worth of doggy treats this week. If your owner sees the charge on his credit card, you don't know me.'

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"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

"Let's go back to our cabana, get into bed and shop online."

North Pole twinned with Amazon

Twas the week before Christmas and all thru the house

Gerald Ratner's return

'It's amazing what you can get on e-Bay these days.'

Gracious, child...bubbling cauldrons of potions are old hat. I get mine over the internet, delivered frozen and ready for the microwave!

Online Shopping.

"We just got our online schooling exam results..."

'I love to see you all so busy!'

"Didn't I warn you about buying medication from the internet?!"

I e-bay t-shirt.

'We're e-bankrupt.'

"I need a pitchfork that's just a pitchfork."

'You've got to give Tom credit. When he's searching for parts for his car online, nothing bothers him...and I mean nothing!'

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'Did you auction off our house on eBay?'

'The little piggy went to market, this little piggy stayed home and shopped online...'

'Man, I've bought heaps on my credit card this month...It always amazes me...How many things I'd rather have than money.'

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