Online Shopping Pro Gifts

"Why are these bloody trucks constantly stopping traffic???!"

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

"That's odd. I visited an antibacterial soap website, and my computer got a virus."

'Come on, you can help me to choose some lovely wallpaper.'

The Official Covid-19 Diet

Amazon Drones Delivering Babies

"Amazon's new A.I. just 'gets' me."

'I found him on the internet.'

"Well - I've either bought a pack of table napkins, or adopted a Siberian tiger cub..."

"I learned how to shop online, mommy. If you see a series of tractor trailers arrive, it's just the rest of the stuff I ordered."

"Do you remember ordering 1,345 cans of tuna?"

'Bread, milk, cereal, sugar, sausage, potatoes, beans, biscuits. Click! So easy, but I do miss the sexy till lady.'

'You'll be getting $5,000 worth of doggy treats this week. If your owner sees the charge on his credit card, you don't know me.'

Online Shopping.

Twas the week before Christmas and all thru the house

North Pole twinned with Amazon

Gracious, child...bubbling cauldrons of potions are old hat. I get mine over the internet, delivered frozen and ready for the microwave!

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

"Let's go back to our cabana, get into bed and shop online."

'It's amazing what you can get on e-Bay these days.'

Your Entire Life Delivered To Your Door!

"We just got our online schooling exam results..."

'I love to see you all so busy!'

"Didn't I warn you about buying medication from the internet?!"

'Man, I've bought heaps on my credit card this month...It always amazes me...How many things I'd rather have than money.'

"I need a pitchfork that's just a pitchfork."

I e-bay t-shirt.

"YAY! FREE SHIPPING!"

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'Did you auction off our house on eBay?'

'The little piggy went to market, this little piggy stayed home and shopped online...'

'You've got to give Tom credit. When he's searching for parts for his car online, nothing bothers him...and I mean nothing!'

"We can do it on the net now... so it's off to the knackery for you."

Starbucks doubles its sales by devising a way to sell coffee over the Internet,

'Good news Darling You've received loads of bids,,,'