Online Shopping Ace Gifts

'I found them at BigSizeShoes.com...'

The clerk's eyes follow you as you browse so it feels like a real shopping experience.

"That's odd. I visited an antibacterial soap website, and my computer got a virus."

'Come on, you can help me to choose some lovely wallpaper.'

The Official Covid-19 Diet

Amazon Drones Delivering Babies

"Amazon's new A.I. just 'gets' me."

'I found him on the internet.'

"I learned how to shop online, mommy. If you see a series of tractor trailers arrive, it's just the rest of the stuff I ordered."

"Well - I've either bought a pack of table napkins, or adopted a Siberian tiger cub..."

'Bread, milk, cereal, sugar, sausage, potatoes, beans, biscuits. Click! So easy, but I do miss the sexy till lady.'

"Do you remember ordering 1,345 cans of tuna?"

'You'll be getting $5,000 worth of doggy treats this week. If your owner sees the charge on his credit card, you don't know me.'

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

Gracious, child...bubbling cauldrons of potions are old hat. I get mine over the internet, delivered frozen and ready for the microwave!

North Pole twinned with Amazon

Your Entire Life Delivered To Your Door!

'It's amazing what you can get on e-Bay these days.'

Twas the week before Christmas and all thru the house

"Let's go back to our cabana, get into bed and shop online."

Online Shopping.

"We just got our online schooling exam results..."

'I love to see you all so busy!'

"Didn't I warn you about buying medication from the internet?!"

Terms and conditions

'Did you auction off our house on eBay?'

'The little piggy went to market, this little piggy stayed home and shopped online...'

'You've got to give Tom credit. When he's searching for parts for his car online, nothing bothers him...and I mean nothing!'

"We can do it on the net now... so it's off to the knackery for you."

I e-bay t-shirt.

"I need a pitchfork that's just a pitchfork."

Starbucks doubles its sales by devising a way to sell coffee over the Internet,

'Good news Darling You've received loads of bids,,,'

"I guess we'll know ol' Mr. Willis is dead when the Amazon packages stop arriving."

Child praying - asks god to bless his family and the new motorbike he's bought with his father's credit card.