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"That's odd. I visited an antibacterial soap website, and my computer got a virus."

'Come on, you can help me to choose some lovely wallpaper.'

Amazon Drones Delivering Babies

'I found him on the internet.'

'Bread, milk, cereal, sugar, sausage, potatoes, beans, biscuits. Click! So easy, but I do miss the sexy till lady.'

"I learned how to shop online, mommy. If you see a series of tractor trailers arrive, it's just the rest of the stuff I ordered."

"Well - I've either bought a pack of table napkins, or adopted a Siberian tiger cub..."

"Do you remember ordering 1,345 cans of tuna?"

'You'll be getting $5,000 worth of doggy treats this week. If your owner sees the charge on his credit card, you don't know me.'

North Pole twinned with Amazon

"Let's go back to our cabana, get into bed and shop online."

Online Shopping.

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

'It's amazing what you can get on e-Bay these days.'

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Gracious, child...bubbling cauldrons of potions are old hat. I get mine over the internet, delivered frozen and ready for the microwave!

"We just got our online schooling exam results..."

'I love to see you all so busy!'

"Didn't I warn you about buying medication from the internet?!"

"We can do it on the net now... so it's off to the knackery for you."

'Did you auction off our house on eBay?'

'The little piggy went to market, this little piggy stayed home and shopped online...'

'You've got to give Tom credit. When he's searching for parts for his car online, nothing bothers him...and I mean nothing!'

"I need a pitchfork that's just a pitchfork."

I e-bay t-shirt.

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Child praying - asks god to bless his family and the new motorbike he's bought with his father's credit card.

"I got it from eBay."

"Alexa...order my shopping!"