Online Shopping Admirer Gifts

'I found out where the NBA players shop online.'

"Oh, I don't forage for acorns anymore....I just order them online!"

Cut Price

A women in a shoeshop.

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"I shop, therefore I am."

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

A young couple selects items from a shop.

"Do you remember ordering 1,345 cans of tuna?"

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

'It's amazing what you can get on e-Bay these days.'

'Let's go and make some unfunded spending committments.'

'Tom will coordinate our pre-holiday point-of-purchase displays and Mark will coordinate our post holiday point-of-return displays.'

North Pole twinned with Amazon

"'IF modom decides to change it' - don't you mean WHEN??"

"If at first you don't succeed, buy, buy again."

Hips may appear larger than they actually are.

It was a good chance to get together and talk shop.

"Didn't I warn you about buying medication from the internet?!"

'Do you have this in a smaller size?'

Self-Checkout.

'The little piggy went to market, this little piggy stayed home and shopped online...'

"YAY! FREE SHIPPING!"

"I'll try them on at home. You can just return what doesn't fit."

Terms and conditions

"We can do it on the net now... so it's off to the knackery for you."

'It's amazing! I'm a magician! I can make a weekly wage disappear in four hours!'

"I guess we'll know ol' Mr. Willis is dead when the Amazon packages stop arriving."

"Alexa...order my shopping!"

Irregulars

"We can now shop for, purchase and crash our new car online."

'But I think shopping three times a week is more than enough exercise!'

"Most of my consumerism is self-taught."