Internet Retailer Admirer Gifts

Amazing what you can buy online these days!

'It's just some Pour 'n' Serve, Stir 'n' Blend, Bake 'n' Slice, Mix 'n' Broil and Chop 'n' Simmer.'

Books: Soon to be made into a major computer App.

"Some fitting room. Nothing fits!"

"I'd like to toast our guests."

Red hot little combo

Sharp Eyes

"We scarf. We bracelet. We earring. We brooch. In brief, ladies, we accessorize."

'Let's put it this way, your Billy is the only kid in class without his own website,,,'

'I was walking past the washers and dryers and one of my socks disappeared.'

'Wow, thanks for putting it into context. My 42-inch plasma really is obsolete.'

'When I teach you to fold laundry, wash day will be totally energy efficient... for me.'

'I was ahead the entire trip, until I took a shot at the double-or-nothing checkout option.'

'Honey, it's me! If you want to marry me, please press 1!'

Butterfly Woman

Sun Wearing Sunglasses/Moon Wearing Night Vision Goggles

"Oh, I don't forage for acorns anymore....I just order them online!"

"Any one of these will make the company even richer."

Liquor is legal, not compulsory.

"This is the closest I've come to owning a car!"

Bananas eye the blender

Thank God for the flashlight app!

'Every traditional country kitchen needs an aga like this... It's perfect for keeping the microwave in.'

'I'm doing a 'Win a Date with a Computer Geek' contest on my website.'

'Book shop. Just browsing thanks.'

Internet Cafe

"I bought you a software update...new underwear."

"HDTV?"

'Texting you to let you know that I'll be calling you about a new video-conference app that I read about in a magazine.'

Dyson with Death

Having an open mind is not to be confused with a hole in the head.