Internet Retailer Admirer Pillows

Amazing what you can buy online these days!

'It's just some Pour 'n' Serve, Stir 'n' Blend, Bake 'n' Slice, Mix 'n' Broil and Chop 'n' Simmer.'

Books: Soon to be made into a major computer App.

"Some fitting room. Nothing fits!"

"I'd like to toast our guests."

"Hmmm... what would Scooby Doo?"

Red hot little combo

Sharp Eyes

I've been told I can order a small mocha. Told? Because of my heart rate and activity level over the past seven days, I've been allotted a daily limit of 1,426 calories. I'm told that's just enough to include one small mocha. Hold on … there's vibrating ... Hold on ... hold on ... buffering ... Bing! Fitness overlords says I'm one calorie away from a medium mocha. It says yelling burns one calorie. I've got to get that app.

'Isn't it great? It gives us four times the storage space as a regular fridge!'

"We scarf. We bracelet. We earring. We brooch. In brief, ladies, we accessorize."

'Let's put it this way, your Billy is the only kid in class without his own website,,,'

'I was walking past the washers and dryers and one of my socks disappeared.'

'When I teach you to fold laundry, wash day will be totally energy efficient... for me.'

'Of course it's sold so well, every time I hide my wife's copy she buys another.'

'Wow, thanks for putting it into context. My 42-inch plasma really is obsolete.'

'Honey, it's me! If you want to marry me, please press 1!'

Sun Wearing Sunglasses/Moon Wearing Night Vision Goggles

Butterfly Woman

'I was ahead the entire trip, until I took a shot at the double-or-nothing checkout option.'

"Oh, I don't forage for acorns anymore....I just order them online!"

"Any one of these will make the company even richer."

Liquor is legal, not compulsory.

"This is the closest I've come to owning a car!"

Bananas eye the blender

He sold appliances.

Thank God for the flashlight app!

'Every traditional country kitchen needs an aga like this... It's perfect for keeping the microwave in.'

'I'm doing a 'Win a Date with a Computer Geek' contest on my website.'

'Book shop. Just browsing thanks.'

Internet Cafe

"I bought you a software update...new underwear."

"HDTV?"

'Texting you to let you know that I'll be calling you about a new video-conference app that I read about in a magazine.'

Dyson with Death