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I'm thinking of becoming a personal shopper. What's that? It's where you buy things for people who are too busy to go shopping themselves. I mean, I love to shop. I love it more than almost anything. They say if you love your work, you never work a day in your life. HOJ. To each his own, I guess. I love everything about shopping. From the seductive open sign, to the supple checkout lines.

Another Turning Point in the Industrial Revolution. Ford Motor Co. On second thought, let's put the cars on the conveyor belt.

"Some fitting room. Nothing fits!"

Cuba applauds its doctors

'Of course it's sold so well, every time I hide my wife's copy she buys another.'

Pizza-Matic

"I'll get you out, but first hand me the chips in B-12."

"Oh, I don't forage for acorns anymore....I just order them online!"

"I'll bet you'd like me if I had curly hair."

'To me he's more than just a pet.'

Richard Branson caricature.

Trainspotters.

'There's really no need for confusion. Page 95, section 33, paragraph L clearly explains ...'

Flat pack sales assistant

"Perhaps someone who lived life a bit less fully."

'That's eleven..!!' ( 10 items or less counter ).

"I bought you a software update...new underwear."

'Book shop. Just browsing thanks.'

"I tried a dating website and found true love. She confides all her personal problems to me, and even her bank account number."

"Fancy a s**g?"

Amazing what you can buy online these days!

Express till 'Ten over priced items or less'

'You'll be Standard Class, Sir?'

ATM Sorry - too Greedy.

"Split-second timing - as one pulls in, the other pulls out."

'John, Phil, Tina...I need you three to handle our 2 self-checkout lanes.'

"I guess that's the non stopper then."

All pottery hand-thrown

Book Signing: All-time Best Selling Book, Meet Author Today.

"Decaf's out of toner."

'I found out where the NBA players shop online.'

Big Huge Market. Featuring 38 Checkout Lanes and 2 Cashiers.

I'm thinking of becoming a personal shopper. What's that? It's where you buy things for people who are too busy to go shopping themselves. I mean, I love to shop. I love it more than almost anything. They say if you love your work, you never "work" a day in your life. HOJ. To each his own, I guess. I love everything about shopping. From the seductive "open" sign, to the supple checkout lines.

'The only really satisfying relationship I ever had was with my clothes.'

'This is ridiculous You should open another register,'