Bestseller Admirer Gifts

'Of course it's sold so well, every time I hide my wife's copy she buys another.'

Book Signing: All-time Best Selling Book, Meet Author Today.

Sign in a bookshop window offers chance to meet the narrator of the audio book.

Kultural K9's.

"Hmmm... what would Scooby Doo?"

Red hot little combo

"You know I hate birthdays!"

'The crepes of wrath.' 'Joad's mobile pancake store.'

"I can't help thinking there's a book in this."

They had the technology to rebuild him: The $ 6,000,000 egg.

Book Shop.

A potato's favourite video

Best Sellers; Worst Sellers.

"It looked a lot better on Colin Firth."

Raymond Queneau

Ms. Bronte has a bad Eyre day.

"You have no idea how long I’ve been waiting to meet you."

The Great Catsby.

'I'm actually Farnsworth Huddleson the fifth. The first was an obscure character in a Dickens novel.'

"I was a best seller! I sold millions of copies! Now look at me, a glorified coaster."

"What are you crying about? You're the one who wins all the awards."

'Put them there because we can't figure why they're successful!'

'If you want to know what really happened, you'll have to buy my new book.'

Dalek gardening...

Bending beneath the weight of his burden, he lay it upon the moss (Atala).

Dogs as bookends.

Barack Obama.

'Book shop. Just browsing thanks.'

Devil Reading The Da Vinci Code.

Children's Book Publishers. It's a sequel -- The little engine that could turns into a whistleblower!

The Midshipman is boarded by the enemy

"You will be visited by three spirits, and no, they will not speed things up with a joint Power Point presentation."

Reduced circumstances of Mr. Mantalini

"The bidding will start at $3 million ..."

Housemaid