Internet Admirer Gifts

'I'm doing a 'Win a Date with a Computer Geek' contest on my website.'

'Let's put it this way, your Billy is the only kid in class without his own website,,,'

Internet Cafe

Pounding speeds up the computer.

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

Likes: $2.

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

Robocop and Juliet.

Man doing a search on a computer

'An encyclopedia? I don't know. Let's look up what it is on Wikipedia.'

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

Twister:Rural Social Networking

'Those are my triplets. Com, Net and Org Barnes.'

Robot walking pet robot

"'C' is for free CONTENT!"

'Have you picked out a domain name, yet?'

INTERNET MARRIAGE.

"Does the ark have wifi?"

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

'Do you have 4G up here?'

"Alright. What should we watch first - the Youtube video or the comments below?"

"The good news is I used AI to fill in my March tournament bracket and I won the whole thing. The bad news is AI has become self aware and wants the prize money."

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

"Sure, this camp has swimming, games, fishing, horseback riding and rock climbing. But, does it have Wi-Fi?"

"This next song is about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

"I may have been the runt of the litter, but online I'm the alpha dog."

"Do you have a link I can click on that removes me from all future conversations with you?"