Media Admirer Gifts

Theatre advertising itself as just like HDTV 3D.

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

"They grow up so fast."

'Desert island cartoons - and you?'

Bad hair day!

"Well, how do things look from where you sit?"

Create some buzz!

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

Saint George and the Drag Queen

Frank was certain his Bird of Paradise mating dance would press all the right buttons with Margaret.

If nobody had invented graphics

Moses' Tablet

'Yorick? No, I don't think so, unless of course he was a Neanderthal!'

Taking a peek at the audience

You are my sunshine!

"OK, fine. Perhaps 'sower of discord in the lower depths of hell' was overstating it."

Wordplay: In The Bag.

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

"Yep, I've read this chapter before."

Cat Burglar

Falstaff

'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'

'Your fur looks like you slept in it.'

"Bill is in charge of our Ethics Department."

' It's a bit of an anti climax - I've washed it but I can't go any where ! '

'No, Ben, making your eyes go bigger does not make the fish grow bigger!'

Hamlet

Cygnets from Swan Lake

New Flavors at Where's the Scoop Ice Cream

"Another flue shot, Larry.

"What other tricks does he need?"