Media Admirer Gifts

Theatre advertising itself as just like HDTV 3D.

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

"They grow up so fast."

"Well, how do things look from where you sit?"

'Desert island cartoons - and you?'

Bad hair day!

Create some buzz!

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

Saint George and the Drag Queen

Frank was certain his Bird of Paradise mating dance would press all the right buttons with Margaret.

Moses' Tablet

If nobody had invented graphics

Cut!

Taking a peek at the audience

'Yorick? No, I don't think so, unless of course he was a Neanderthal!'

'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'

Cat Burglar

Falstaff

Wordplay: In The Bag.

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

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"Yep, I've read this chapter before."

You are my sunshine!

"OK, fine. Perhaps 'sower of discord in the lower depths of hell' was overstating it."

'Your fur looks like you slept in it.'

"Bill is in charge of our Ethics Department."

' It's a bit of an anti climax - I've washed it but I can't go any where ! '

"Another flue shot, Larry.

Cygnets from Swan Lake

'No, Ben, making your eyes go bigger does not make the fish grow bigger!'

New Flavors at Where's the Scoop Ice Cream

Hamlet

If humans instead of dinosaurs had lived when the big asteroid hit.