Media Mashup Admirer Gifts

"... But you can still ask the audience."

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

"They grow up so fast."

'Desert island cartoons - and you?'

"Well, how do things look from where you sit?"

Create some buzz!

Cut!

"Yep, I've read this chapter before."

"Walt Disney on ice."

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Newspaper suicide.

DVD extras - the making of the boxed set.

Binge Watch

'Your mom is probably watching. Go for the jugular.'

Presenter Auditions.

'It's not dead, honey. You've just never seen it turned off before.'

The Acme Agency: "Dedicated to Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Media Exposure."

Man selling lamb weekly

'We've gone over your budget very carefully, Mr Thorne. Unfortunately the network does not sell 7-second spots.'

'Read ALL about IT! While we're STILL in Circulation!'

"Is anything good on?"

The benefit of an old-fashioned newspaper.

"Actually, I work for a newspaper, but people won't talk to me without it."

'We interrupt this Special Bulletin to give you an even more special bulletin!'

As Seen On TV

Frank N. Stein - Evirnomentalist.

"Hey! This is news."

"My real money comes from my TV news appearances predicting stock market rises and falls."

Weather reporter feels guilty every time it rains.

"'60 Minutes' is on."

"Repent! The Venga bus is coming!"

Silly News.

"News anchors' spring fashion show"

A Centaur Taking A Shower

"Our school paper was bought by Rupert Murdoch."