Media Lover Gifts

Child plugged into TV

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"The following program contains adult situations designed to make you feel bad about your life."

"I used to shoot first and ask questions later, but now I start with the questions."

"Do you remember when the picture wasn't broadcasting properly last week? Viewers and critics are saying that was the most entertaining program we have broadcast in years."

Man's snoring is so loud is disturbs the TV presenter.

Satelite television

DVD extras - the making of the boxed set.

As Seen On TV

"Have you noticed that people look smaller on the telly...?"

"What'll it be ... scary movies or scary news?"

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

"They grow up so fast."

"Well, how do things look from where you sit?"

'Desert island cartoons - and you?'

Create some buzz!

"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."

Newspaper suicide.

Binge Watch

Presenter Auditions.

'Your mom is probably watching. Go for the jugular.'

Astrological forecasts of the rich and famous

'It's not dead, honey. You've just never seen it turned off before.'

"Is anything good on?"

Man selling lamb weekly

The National Institute for Advanced Talk-Show Punditry.

'We've gone over your budget very carefully, Mr Thorne. Unfortunately the network does not sell 7-second spots.'

The Acme Agency: "Dedicated to Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Media Exposure."

Man bombarded by sale adverts in the media

'Read ALL about IT! While we're STILL in Circulation!'

"Actually, I work for a newspaper, but people won't talk to me without it."

'We interrupt this Special Bulletin to give you an even more special bulletin!'

'We've got truth, we've got enlightenment, and we've got serenity - what we NEED is media coverage.'

The benefit of an old-fashioned newspaper.

'I'm a has-been celebrity - get me in there!'