Internet Admirer T-Shirts

'I'm doing a 'Win a Date with a Computer Geek' contest on my website.'

'Let's put it this way, your Billy is the only kid in class without his own website,,,'

Internet Cafe

Pounding speeds up the computer.

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

Likes: $2.

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

Robocop and Juliet.

"...But of course we'll still be friends on Facebook!"

"Sorry, website closed for lunch."

The Complete Book of Baby Names. Oooh, what do you think of 110101110110? Isn't that cute?

Robot Jogger

"Amazon's new A.I. just 'gets' me."

Man doing a search on a computer

'An encyclopedia? I don't know. Let's look up what it is on Wikipedia.'

"That? It's where I keep all my passwords."

'Those are my triplets. Com, Net and Org Barnes.'

Twister:Rural Social Networking

From Hunter-Gatherer to Influencer: The Evolution of the Dignity of Labor

"We're not really fighting, mom. We just need a little drama for our YouTube channel. Subscribers equal money."

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

Robot walking pet robot

"'C' is for free CONTENT!"

'Have you picked out a domain name, yet?'

INTERNET MARRIAGE.

"Does the ark have wifi?"

"Alright. What should we watch first - the Youtube video or the comments below?"

'Do you have 4G up here?'

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

"The Internet ate my baby!"

"The good news is I used AI to fill in my March tournament bracket and I won the whole thing. The bad news is AI has become self aware and wants the prize money."

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

"Sure, this camp has swimming, games, fishing, horseback riding and rock climbing. But, does it have Wi-Fi?"

"I may have been the runt of the litter, but online I'm the alpha dog."