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"Yes, Master. You are the very best laptop ever."

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

Saint George and the Drag Queen

Moses' Tablet

Frank was certain his Bird of Paradise mating dance would press all the right buttons with Margaret.

'Yorick? No, I don't think so, unless of course he was a Neanderthal!'

"OK, fine. Perhaps 'sower of discord in the lower depths of hell' was overstating it."

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

Falstaff

Robocop and Juliet.

Cat Burglar

'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'

Wordplay: In The Bag.

"All we have left is standing room only."

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

'Your fur looks like you slept in it.'

"Bill is in charge of our Ethics Department."

"Another flue shot, Larry.

'No, Ben, making your eyes go bigger does not make the fish grow bigger!'

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Hamlet

"What other tricks does he need?"

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

Life on Earth - The original chat room.

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

Cheating Death.

"So, how did the audition go?" "Great! I really nailed it."

Storm in a magic lamp.

Robot walking pet robot