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Beavers worshipping a chainsaw.

'This is my new carbon fibre shell: Ten times as strong, fifty times as light...'

Geoff's mother liked to talk , and voice mail never interrupted her.

Forget it --- She's way out of your league.

The Bicycle 'Ghost'

Man mistakes new ironclad warship for Noah's Ark

John Bull presenting the building for the 1862 International Exhibition to Britannia

'It's so much better since business became computerized -- it was so hard to blame things on typewriters.'

Gamers

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

'The check is in the email attachment.'

In the Guru District

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

'Our parents were replaced by machines - We'll be replaced with new software.'

'Do you remember when our time away from the office was our time...'

"There's smart phones and smart cars, so why can't there be smart rooms that clean themselves?"

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

Claus 2.0

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

'That's about it so far, Son.'

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

'Why can't we have a texting bee?'

"He might not have got the job with Google, but they weren't going to stop Brian skateboarding to the office."

"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."

It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.

Girl with smart phone enters door that says "Social Media Studies"

Evolution.

"One more time, Mr Claus - who sold you the data?"

'Who changed the password to 'arf'?'

'...and in 1/100000 of a second, it can compound the programmer's error 87,500 times.'

'I guess mother and baby are doing fine. She's already sending out selfies.'