Technology Admirer Pillows

Beavers worshipping a chainsaw.

'This is my new carbon fibre shell: Ten times as strong, fifty times as light...'

Geoff's mother liked to talk , and voice mail never interrupted her.

The Bicycle 'Ghost'

Man mistakes new ironclad warship for Noah's Ark

John Bull presenting the building for the 1862 International Exhibition to Britannia

'It's so much better since business became computerized -- it was so hard to blame things on typewriters.'

Gamers

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

'The check is in the email attachment.'

In the Guru District

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

'Our parents were replaced by machines - We'll be replaced with new software.'

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

"There's smart phones and smart cars, so why can't there be smart rooms that clean themselves?"

Claus 2.0

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

'That's about it so far, Son.'

Girl with smart phone enters door that says "Social Media Studies"

"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."

'Why can't we have a texting bee?'

It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.

Evolution.

'I guess mother and baby are doing fine. She's already sending out selfies.'

'Who changed the password to 'arf'?'

'...and in 1/100000 of a second, it can compound the programmer's error 87,500 times.'

"If Google Translate is correct, they want our women and our cattle."

The Little Search Engine Who Could: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

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