Vintage Technology Admirer Pillows

Startling Effects.

A francophile to the last, he went the way of Concord, the 2CV and the Minitel.

The First phone call was not exactly as history books report it.

"That's an old time GPS."

'This is one of our most recent vintages!'

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

'Oh, relax - you're doing great for your age...but I am a little concerned about out computer's old operating system.'

Riverboat 4 Square Hustlers

Drive in movies.

"It's a fantastic computer! It's so old that none of today's hackers know how to hack it!"

"I always thought of my childhood home as being larger."

Roasted

We have a nice selection of office artifacts, a typewriter, carbon paper, ashtrays, our CEO's last handwritten memo...

'1001 things to do whilst waiting to get on the internet.'

'My - You've matured, my dear.'

Old Phones Lasagne

"Call Harris back from retirement and ask him how we did things around here before computers."

"It was her mothers"

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

"Go ahead and laugh, but this baby hasn't crashed since 1961."

'Peter Rabbit and his sisters, Floppy Disc and Mopsy.'

Forty-five words per minute? Impossible!

A man watches TV while wearing a Marshall McLuhan sweatshirt.

'Try his land line.'

'Father, when are you going to get software for our home computer that will teach me French?'

'Yes, our phones have WIRES attached to them! We're no free-range blabbermouths in this household!'

'When I was told our new computer was going to be state of the art, no one mentioned it was state of the art in 1954.'

The Final Chapter.

John Bull presenting the building for the 1862 International Exhibition to Britannia

Too young for the sixties, too squeamish for the seventies, too unambitious for the eighties, too technophobic for the 90s, too poor for the '00s, too old for the 'teens."

Natural Stupidity is no match for Artificial Intelligence.

'...please switch of all mobile phones, paging devices and alarm watches...'

Beavers worshipping a chainsaw.

"It was the best of times, it was the worst of times..."

"Fashion over function!"