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'The check is in the email attachment.'

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

Claus 2.0

'That's about it so far, Son.'

Evolution.

Gen-Next Library

"If Google Translate is correct, they want our women and our cattle."

"Why do you need so many computers?" "One for billing, one for stock control, one for human resources, one for financial management..."

'A wheel? No wonder I broke a tooth. I thought it was a donut.'

Bob invents a device that electrically shocks anyone who calls between 11 p.m. and 7 a.m.

The original paperless office

"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."

"The following film has been formatted to fir the screen of the newer and more expensive television set."

'...then Johannes Gutenberg built the first bookcase'

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

Sport Utility Boot.

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

City Marathon.

"COUGH! COUGH! Years of data mining have left me with data lung. Don't be like your old man - go into modeling or visualization!"

Man Reading Laptop.

'I got this one for thinking outside the box.'

"Ralph's smart car not only drives better than he does, it also works better. So we fired him and hired the car."

Amazon Drones Delivering Babies

'With these video-phones, there's just too much documentation on all my promises.'

Evolution.

Reverse Ageing Laboratory

Talk shows are great. Listen shows are even better.

'Let us pray...'

"Siri, find oxygen."