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"You say I need to start using a slower speed?"

"Would you relax? They never look up."

'This is suppose to be progress.'

"I'll never forget you."

Reinventing the Wheel

'I'm afraid of being left behind.'

'Sorry for calling them 'graphics', Mr. Burke. I meant the 'colored pictures'.'

Fries with that Burgers: 'I lost my job to robot in Japan.'

'That's a bad omen no sooner does he invent the wheel than he has the first ever road traffic accident.'

'Before you come in for the interview, you might want to check our website.'

3D HD TV

Call Your Mother- $2.00

"He's so used to someone carrying his files."

Skinny P. monitors the compliance of social media standards.

"Even this wouldn't have been enough to keep the youth from their smartphones."

Annals of Technology: The first crude drinking straws appeared in ancient Egypt around 1200 B.C.

'It's a newspaper! Brought it online for me dad's birthday. Apparently it's the forerunner of the tablet!'

Watching astronauts from home

Lost job due to downloads. Please help.

'Ever feel like the screens get bigger but the entertainment doesn't?'

Early Computers Took Up Whole Rooms

"Our capital investment budget wouldn't stretch to replacing you with a proper good robot."

'Hunting and gathering are 'old' economy- I'm going to be a middleman.'

"Who's the new guy?"

Modern Post, Post Modern

Handy Pre-made Notes for Modern Life

Vice President for Obsolescence

'Everything's a tradeoff - now that I can walk upright, I can't wiggle my ears any more.'

'He's a man of few words. He doesn't even use all his Twitter characters.'

The Evolution of Communication

Plumber at the Gender Neutral Bathrooms