Tech Evolution Observer Gifts

"You say I need to start using a slower speed?"

"Would you relax? They never look up."

'This is suppose to be progress.'

"I'll never forget you."

Reinventing the Wheel

Fries with that Burgers: 'I lost my job to robot in Japan.'

'I'm afraid of being left behind.'

'Sorry for calling them 'graphics', Mr. Burke. I meant the 'colored pictures'.'

'That's a bad omen no sooner does he invent the wheel than he has the first ever road traffic accident.'

'Before you come in for the interview, you might want to check our website.'

Skinny P. monitors the compliance of social media standards.

"He's so used to someone carrying his files."

Call Your Mother- $2.00

3D HD TV

"Even this wouldn't have been enough to keep the youth from their smartphones."

Annals of Technology: The first crude drinking straws appeared in ancient Egypt around 1200 B.C.

'It's a newspaper! Brought it online for me dad's birthday. Apparently it's the forerunner of the tablet!'

Watching astronauts from home

'Ever feel like the screens get bigger but the entertainment doesn't?'

The Six State Solution

Lost job due to downloads. Please help.

"Google glasses, I remember those. I wonder why they never caught on?"

Early Computers Took Up Whole Rooms

"Our capital investment budget wouldn't stretch to replacing you with a proper good robot."

'Hunting and gathering are 'old' economy- I'm going to be a middleman.'

Vice President for Obsolescence

Some Google Guy Wants to De-emphasize Empathy

Handy Pre-made Notes for Modern Life

Modern Post, Post Modern

"Remember when suspects couldn't corroborate their alibi by googling?"

"Who's the new guy?"

'Everything's a tradeoff - now that I can walk upright, I can't wiggle my ears any more.'

'He's a man of few words. He doesn't even use all his Twitter characters.'

The Evolution of Communication

Plumber at the Gender Neutral Bathrooms