Tech Evolution Admirer Gifts

"Remember when suspects couldn't corroborate their alibi by googling?"

'The check is in the email attachment.'

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

Claus 2.0

'That's about it so far, Son.'

Evolution.

"If Google Translate is correct, they want our women and our cattle."

Gen-Next Library

"Why do you need so many computers?" "One for billing, one for stock control, one for human resources, one for financial management..."

'A wheel? No wonder I broke a tooth. I thought it was a donut.'

Early Adopter...Early Opt-Outer

Bob invents a device that electrically shocks anyone who calls between 11 p.m. and 7 a.m.

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

'...then Johannes Gutenberg built the first bookcase'

Sport Utility Boot.

"You really ought to cut down on your scream time."

"The following film has been formatted to fir the screen of the newer and more expensive television set."

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

What's an Imax cave?

"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."

The original paperless office

City Marathon.

"COUGH! COUGH! Years of data mining have left me with data lung. Don't be like your old man - go into modeling or visualization!"

Man Reading Laptop.

'I got this one for thinking outside the box.'

"Ralph's smart car not only drives better than he does, it also works better. So we fired him and hired the car."

Amazon Drones Delivering Babies

'With these video-phones, there's just too much documentation on all my promises.'

Evolution.

Og invents the first 'X' box. . . and inadvertently invents the first i pad.

Do you ever wish you lived in a different era, Randy? It's safer to keep me where I am. Injecting my advanced virility into more primitive eras could have disastrous effects on the timeline. Well

Reverse Ageing Laboratory

'Let us pray...'

"Siri, find oxygen."