Tech Evolution Lover Gifts

'It's a newspaper! Brought it online for me dad's birthday. Apparently it's the forerunner of the tablet!'

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

'The check is in the email attachment.'

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

"Actually, I'm hoping what I'm going to be when I grow up hasn't been invented yet."

Outer Space Outsourcing

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

Stoneage puncture repair kit...

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

'That's about it so far, Son.'

Evolution.

Empty box of ideas

'I guess mother and baby are doing fine. She's already sending out selfies.'

Gen-Next Library

"If Google Translate is correct, they want our women and our cattle."

Walking Luggage.

Bright idea

"I give up. Where's the power button?"

"Why do you need so many computers?" "One for billing, one for stock control, one for human resources, one for financial management..."

"The following film has been formatted to fir the screen of the newer and more expensive television set."

The Selfie

"Listen to this: 'Technology reduces the time we spend on a given task, but increases the number of tasks we're expected to do.' Sounds like a no-win situation to me!"

"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."

'Bring out yer books!'

"While you were working on fire, I was working on my satellite. Once we figure out how to launch it into the heavens, other inventions will follow, like phones, GPS, weather predictions. . ."

City Marathon.

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

"Smaller, more powerful chips allow me to have a smaller head."

"COUGH! COUGH! Years of data mining have left me with data lung. Don't be like your old man - go into modeling or visualization!"

Thank you for not doing research that has already been done.

Man Reading Laptop.