Tech Evolution Lover Pillows

'It's a newspaper! Brought it online for me dad's birthday. Apparently it's the forerunner of the tablet!'

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

'The check is in the email attachment.'

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

"Actually, I'm hoping what I'm going to be when I grow up hasn't been invented yet."

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

Outer Space Outsourcing

'That's about it so far, Son.'

Stoneage puncture repair kit...

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

Evolution.

Empty box of ideas

'I guess mother and baby are doing fine. She's already sending out selfies.'

"If Google Translate is correct, they want our women and our cattle."

Bright idea

Gen-Next Library

"I give up. Where's the power button?"

"I don't believe I've missed a single sign since you made the switch to Power Point."

Walking Luggage.

"Why do you need so many computers?" "One for billing, one for stock control, one for human resources, one for financial management..."

"While you were working on fire, I was working on my satellite. Once we figure out how to launch it into the heavens, other inventions will follow, like phones, GPS, weather predictions. . ."

"You really ought to cut down on your scream time."

City Marathon.

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

"The following film has been formatted to fir the screen of the newer and more expensive television set."

What's an Imax cave?

"Listen to this: 'Technology reduces the time we spend on a given task, but increases the number of tasks we're expected to do.' Sounds like a no-win situation to me!"

'Bring out yer books!'

"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."

The Selfie

Ahh! The sounds of nature! Peep peep. Tweet tweet! Twitter. Croak croak. Sniff sniff. Ribbit. Human nature. Twitter twitter. Tippity tap tap. Cackle cackle! Bleep bleep.

"Smaller, more powerful chips allow me to have a smaller head."

"COUGH! COUGH! Years of data mining have left me with data lung. Don't be like your old man - go into modeling or visualization!"

Thank you for not doing research that has already been done.