Tech Lover Gifts

"Leave it, it's probably some human."

Coffee options.

"No, I don't have a scanner you can borrow."

'Our endoscope is broken, but luckily, nurse has her mobile phone camera - it's quite small...'

'Please turn off all cell phones & personal electronics during this surgeons.'

'If only texting was an Olympic sport.'

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

Office worker sits on a 3D printer.

"It's nice to come here and get a break from the office."

'You have reached our 24-hour tech support line. Please call back at another time. We are here to serve you 24 hours, but not in a row.'

Tech stocks rose on news that 98% of the population are addicted to gadgets.

'Excuse me...are you okay?'

"I'll need all the information you can find on why I need so much information."

People are so engrossed in their phones that they don't notice the arrival of aliens.

'From an aesthetic perspective, it has heart, beauty and intrigue, but is it a viable process design?'

'Had it all until I lost my Blackberry.'

"We can deliver it Tuesday. If no one's home, we'll just slip it under the door."

'But do you love me more than 'words with friends'?'

"Doctor, you're so much taller in person than on my home computer screen!"

Why don't you look at ME that way?

'Robots helping seniors.'

"Damn! I forgot to disconnect my personal alarm system."

"Santa is semi retired now. He's mostly using drones."

'I want you to know that even if you pass away, I'll keep your hard drive forever.'

Revolving Door: Cell Phones.

'I think your firewall is turned up too high!'

"Oh, sure! Blame the robot!"

Sisyphus pushing a boulder up a hill while riding on a scooter.

'We've given up on anti-virus software in favour of this!'

'Yes, it was expensive, but it's the most up to date version of windows.'

'You've done a good job for the company, Roger, but we just need someone who's a little less...analog.'

Selfie-Conscious

Lay off the instant messaging. You have carpal twitter syndrome.

'I just invented the darn thing yesterday, and this morning, Watson calls in sick!'

The singularity is near