Tech Lover Gifts

"Leave it, it's probably some human."

Coffee options.

"No, I don't have a scanner you can borrow."

'Our endoscope is broken, but luckily, nurse has her mobile phone camera - it's quite small...'

'Please turn off all cell phones & personal electronics during this surgeons.'

'If only texting was an Olympic sport.'

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

'You have reached our 24-hour tech support line. Please call back at another time. We are here to serve you 24 hours, but not in a row.'

"It's nice to come here and get a break from the office."

"I'll need all the information you can find on why I need so much information."

Tech stocks rose on news that 98% of the population are addicted to gadgets.

'From an aesthetic perspective, it has heart, beauty and intrigue, but is it a viable process design?'

"Damn! I forgot to disconnect my personal alarm system."

Why don't you look at ME that way?

'Had it all until I lost my Blackberry.'

"Doctor, you're so much taller in person than on my home computer screen!"

"We can deliver it Tuesday. If no one's home, we'll just slip it under the door."

'Robots helping seniors.'

The singularity is near

'Yes, it was expensive, but it's the most up to date version of windows.'

"Oh, sure! Blame the robot!"

"Santa is semi retired now. He's mostly using drones."

Sisyphus pushing a boulder up a hill while riding on a scooter.

'We've given up on anti-virus software in favour of this!'

'You've done a good job for the company, Roger, but we just need someone who's a little less...analog.'

'I think your firewall is turned up too high!'

'I want you to know that even if you pass away, I'll keep your hard drive forever.'

'Don't worry - There's an app for disposing his body - Burial or cremation?'

Revolving Door: Cell Phones.

Selfie-Conscious

'I just invented the darn thing yesterday, and this morning, Watson calls in sick!'

'What are you staring at? You have free wi fi here, don't you?'

"And this model features a nifty, manual back-up device."

"Take away their Game Boys!"

'Oversensitive Car Alarm'