Tech Evolution Fan Gifts

"What do you think Stoneage people did before television?"

'The circle is complete!'

"Fill out an application? Can't I just text it?"

'Everybody has to change to compete.'

Time Machine Collision

STRIP Hambone: Paper work

Wonders of Evolution: This species has developed an unusual protective shell.

"Someday, these will be installed in every home and business that wants to seem artsy."

'I think we're losing sight of out roots.'

Drive in movies.

Homo Zapiens

"I'll never forget you."

Toddler Feeding Solutions

Reinventing the Wheel

"I didn't take anyone's job. This is my company."

Primordial Schmooze

"Barbara, will you check your texts for a ring emoji?"

"We've made significant progress in T-shirt cannon technology."

'Yes, our phones have WIRES attached to them! We're no free-range blabbermouths in this household!'

'I think scroll sounds better than 'continuous media,''

'Hey...here's a hot prospect...likes catching frisbees, chasing squirrels, rolling in smelly stuff...'

"But you both can't be the 'father' of Ammonium Pentoxide Phosphate."

"It appears you have a virus."

'I'm afraid of being left behind.'

'My laptop's being repaired and I felt lost without a screensaver to stare at.'

'And of course if you'e feeling patriotic today, we have here a new line of PCs produced by the federal government.'

'We really don't want to say goodbye. So, as a retirement gift - we're upgrading you, so we don't have to!'

"I asked my investment advisor for something that was low cost, easy to manage, and also functions on its own. He suggested an index fund or a robo vac."

'Due to budget cuts, all agents will now be equipped with x-ray glasses.'

Evolution

The Beginning of Nostalgia

Smile you're on camera! You're also on my podcast!

'Oh, goodie! You've learned to walk upright - now we can take ballroom dancing lessons!'

'Perfect! -- Now let's build some rest stops!'

"I enjoy the game so much more since they invented the self-driving ball!"