Evolution Fan Gifts

'Hah! ? you think you've got lower back pain?'

'Oh, goodie! You've learned to walk upright - now we can take ballroom dancing lessons!'

'I didn't evolve from dinosaurs for this.'

'I think we're losing sight of out roots.'

'Everybody has to change to compete.'

"Much better."

The Beginning of Nostalgia

"He's standing upright and using a mobile phone. I think our evolution has begun."

"It would be nice to evolve into something that can scratch it's own back..."

"You'll never know whether you can fly if you don't try."

Evolution

Homo Zapiens

'Can you believe it's one million, B.C.?' 'No. Me still write 'one million-one' on checks!'

How we've evolved...one day we're fetching a stick, the next day we're dealing with that aerodynamic miracle, the frisbee!

Evolution...the paddling crocodile.

'The circle is complete!'

Wonders of Evolution: This species has developed an unusual protective shell.

'Instead of starting from scratch,just upgrade some of the apes.'

"Of course, I'm only distantly related."

Evolution

"We're following Carrot Top."

William Shakespeare sitting at a desk

"Someday, these will be installed in every home and business that wants to seem artsy."

The Da Vinci Cod

"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"

You're my Venus

Toddler Feeding Solutions

"I didn't take anyone's job. This is my company."

Primordial Schmooze

"We've made significant progress in T-shirt cannon technology."

Space Pioneer

"Pretty impressive for a product of a 3-D printer."

'I think scroll sounds better than 'continuous media,''

Rembrandt's Selfies

"I'm not loitering officer, I 'm waiting for the next renaissance!"