Human Evolution Fan Gifts

Museum of Anthropology. Did Neanderthals carry backpacks?

Evolution

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

'Intelligent Design? My arse!'

'The circle is complete!'

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

Figures from 'Ascent of Man' diagram all do the Conga: 'Let's all fo the Conga, na-na-na-na ...'

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

'It's really more of a family forest than a family tree.'

'Well, Tommy, you've grown a foot since the last time I saw you!'

'Sure, go ahead! Evolve! It's all the rage, I know! Have fun! I'll just sit here in this murky, primordial soup with nothing but plankton for company. Why should you stay here with your mother? The one who raised you, fed you...'

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

'Everybody has to change to compete.'

Evolution Exam Results.

"I think we may be related!"

"Darling, I think we need to talk about where this relationship is going..." Male evolution.

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

"So what makes you think you're qualified for this job?"

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

"I'm an evolution denier. There's no way those people come from us."

I told you we were late!

"Where are you going? I said we need to talk."

'That's Oog -- he got a haircut and a job.'

Wonders of Evolution: This species has developed an unusual protective shell.

"I couldn't care less if being Homo Sapiens is the latest trend. While you're living in our cave, you better act like a true Neanderthal."

Author's Bio-diversity.

"Are we there yet?"

Fish evolving: 'Write, if you establish a niche.'

Brains - Java Man, Neanderthal Man, Modern Man.

'I think we're losing sight of out roots.'

Ascent of man from ape to beer swilling football lout.

"And now, speaking against the theory of evolution..."

'When do they learn to stand upright?'

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'

Big Rock University. Guidance Counselor. I'd like to switch my major from hunting to gathering!