Social Evolution Fan Gifts

Nerd night out.

'The circle is complete!'

'Everybody has to change to compete.'

Wonders of Evolution: This species has developed an unusual protective shell.

'I think we're losing sight of out roots.'

Homo Zapiens

"Nd how did tht mke u feel?"

Derren Brown: Pushed to the Edge

"Another helping of pretentiousness, anyone?"

Museum of Anthropology. Did Neanderthals carry backpacks?

Evolution

The Beginning of Nostalgia

'When did 'At Ease' become 'Chill'?'

"All those in favor of saying 'It's a wrap' instead of 'Meeting adjourned' say 'Aye.' "

'Oh, goodie! You've learned to walk upright - now we can take ballroom dancing lessons!'

'I didn't evolve from dinosaurs for this.'

Charles Darwin

"He's standing upright and using a mobile phone. I think our evolution has begun."

"It would be nice to evolve into something that can scratch it's own back..."

“It’s 2025 Roger, I didn’t think I’d still be seeing the lockdown beard..”

'Is the fire included?'

"Sometimes I feel like Stone Age guy in Bronze Age world."

Evolution...the paddling crocodile.

Evolution

Apparently, Mr, Fradkin, evolution is a two-way street,

An ape is looking at a sign showing the evolution of man and it says 'You are here'.

'Hah! ? you think you've got lower back pain?'

'I can't believe I've already forgotten how to swim.'

'We don't call it 'plus size' anymore, we call it 'extra fun'.'

'Can you believe it's one million, B.C.?' 'No. Me still write 'one million-one' on checks!'

"You'll never know whether you can fly if you don't try."

"Much better."

The evolution of jazz

"A lot has happened since your last at-bat."

'Park & ride a cock horse' at Banbury Cross.