Social Dynamics Fan Gifts

Passing Emotions

'Need a hand love?'

"Come,Mr Leeson, and let me torment you to the tune of fifty pounds!"

Suddenly the bar went silent. Somebody coughed.

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

"My monthly screen time went up from 62 hours to ‘Holy #@!*’."

"We're ecstatic about our new au pair."

"I thought it would be nice if we had a forum where we could get together and have screaming tantrums."

"Look at their faces! What did they expect? They never visited her! Of course the will says her money goes to the cat shelter. . ."

Andy Oxidant meets Free Radical.

"Nothing else in my room can spin on the floor like a bottle."

A child as a pet substitute.

'We're playing I'm a mummy with lots of different daddies!'

"Could you please downgrade this to a C? High expectations bring out the worst in my parents."

Is man a social animal? - 'As a married man, the short answer is no.'

'So, you're an organ-grinder's monkey? A professional beggar? Is that how you intend to support my daughter?'

"We need to have a serious talk."

'You are right, honey, it's raining too much. It's not the best day to visit my mom.'

"Daddy, can I have a pony killed?"

'You can't keep rescuing him. If he really wants help, book him an appointment.'

"The kids - Prince Englebert and Princess Felicia - would like us to move into the olde monarchs' home."

"Think about it: Toby's the only ram here, so we have to be half brothers!"

Well, obviously we can't live with my parents

'Yoy know perfectly well WHICH corner, Jamie!'

Bears: 'Mummy, mummy can I sleep over at Jessica's this winter.'

"I thought we agreed we wouldn't tell your Dad about the Easter Bunny till next year."

"...and then while I was at soccer practice they moved house."

'I'm leaving my wife because of another woman. Her mother.'

You never caw.

'It's good, Timmy, but it's not refrigerator good.'

"Dad, here's that update on my childhood you requested."

'I want to thank my biological and surrogate Mother, my two Dads.. .'

Disraeli Cements his Leadership over Conservatives

Poplar Trees/Not very Poplar Trees.

"Daddy can't help you, son. Daddy's a product of the 'me' generation."