Social Dynamics Aficionado Gifts

"I saved him! All me—who's awesome? Total winner, right here, whoop-whoop! That's it. Just take it all in."

"He looks like a dweeb."

"Maybe we should have brought a Riesling."

Men explained.

Is man a social animal? - 'As a married man, the short answer is no.'

"Call me!"

"Ma'am, why don't you go ahead of me?" "Um... no thanks. Let's let this gentleman go ahead of us." "Oh, no... you ladies go right ahead!"

Black and white penguins with gray and black and white child.

Complaints departement for men and women.

"God help us, it's that guy."

"I'm not so sure I can handle this."

"I want to know why when I'm in a room people ignore me."

"He claims to be self aware but he clearly can't read a room."

Larry David

Russian and Chinese Influences in Afghanistan

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

Poplar Trees/Not very Poplar Trees.

Abstraction and recognition

"When you say you love your life, should I be happy for you?"

"I not only respect women, I look up to them."

"Ah guys, before you push any buttons can I just check my calculator?"

'Here's a list of women I want you to stay away from at the party tonight.'

"In the old days people with small dicks needed big cars. Today they write hate comments against Greta Thunberg."

'Now that everybody can talk, I keep worrying about what people will say.'

"Let's not discuss it."

'So what if people are watching you. Aren't you also looking at them?'

"I know it's only a social construct but shall we see if we can get it big and hard?"

"Do you think everyone hangs out with me because I'm cool and funny, or because I'm God."

'You know, sometimes I think we don't even speak the same body language.'

Shy Man at Party

"Who invented Cinnamon-Raisin again?"

"Have you considered that your anger has something to do with the company you keep?"

'You're at that awkward age where the others have figured out that you're a drone and you don't do anything.'

"My gut instinct was to say yes. . . but years in social work have shown me how these things end up working out."

"Oh, God, it's the Herefords, pretend we don't see them."